The Beginning of Moronic Views

Amongst over 90,000 Apps available for iPhone and iPad, there is a great little nifty App called TMT test. Naah..this is not ‘The Treadmill Test’ which we doctors are very fond of prescribing to our patients with chest pain, but ‘The Moron Test’ (and it has sections also.) And I’m deeply anguished to let you all know that this is another test, which I have failed miserably like many others. But, like many of my intelligent, handsome and wise friends I also like to believe that I’m also intelligent, handsome and wise. But I can’t prove that outright as I don’t have the class which they carry. They are socially active, brilliant and always ‘right’ like that wife in that mobile company ad.

So, I have decided, ‘Enough is enough’, this Puja with the blessings of the ‘Annihilator of the Devil’ (BTW, she is none other than our Devi Durga), I plan to improve my intellect. Hey, I do know that only improving will not do in this world of exhibitionism. I have to show it to others also that too successfully. I have to self-market it! So, copying all my learned friends, I’m declaring that I’m starting my own blog from today and hope that when you will be tired and overburdened with the intellectual postings of others , you will visit my blog to have some fun and also to know the views and story on the other side of the intellectual barrier. I’m no writer so don’t ever expect to read any thought-provoking, life changing blogs like the “Cycle of Life”. But, I’m sure you will be able to have some great laughs at the cost of my moronic thoughts. I also wish that you visit me regularly as after learning about my ‘Daur’ to the ‘Masjid’ (Mullah ki Daur Masjid Tak), my real friends will surely abandon me and I’ll be friendless and pitied. Till now I was relatively silent in this virtual world following the principle of “if someone is mum, either he is an intellectual or a dumbo”. Unfortunately, this time has come when my dear intellectual friends are beginning to doubt my silence and thinking that I’m the Mumbo Dumbo type only. So, to prove and ‘show’ them wrong I’m starting this brand new fresh as a cucumber blog of mine. Do visit my blog and give only intellectual comments as I’ve reserved the right to give the moronic comments myself. Happy Puja to all the visitors and please do pray for me for an intellectual change!